Sunday, 22 November 2009

Koleksi Puisi Rima: Aku seorang Jejaka Metro

Aku seorang jejaka metro
Fashion pilihanku terkadang retro
Orang bertanya, "kau gay ke bro?"
Ketahuilah semua, ku masih hatero

Manusia keliling semua terkesima
Kemeja dan tie-ku kalernya sama
Pilihanku bukannya merah delima
Tetapi set pink lagi berjenama

Seluar Dockers aku tak pandang
Baju Padini ku minta simpang
Kasut Charlie habis kubuang
Beg Cap Ayam biarlah hilang

Emporio Armani kacamata bergaya
Ditangan terliliat jam tangan Tag Heuer
Baju cap Lacoste, bukan cap buaya
Wallet dan beg, LV semuanya

Namun terkadang hidup tak senang
Ada yang dengki mata memandang
Melihat gayaku hatinya tak senang
Jelingan padaku benci tak kepalang

Aku tak kisah, aku tak peduli
Asal ku tahu niat dihati
Bukan menunjuk meninggi diri
Sekadar menggaya trend terkini

Thursday, 5 November 2009

Final Piala Malaysia Special: Berutung Jadi Anok Kelate (Versi Piala Malaysia)

Berutung benar ku jadi Anok Kelate
Rakyat b'gini rama, ore tino comey-comey
Pasukey bola, pun sokmo-sokmo meney
Pialo Malaysia pasti daley genggamey

Kito tok takut, toksey doh bbaloh
Penyokong cukup, pakai Baju Meroh
Lawey kito sondol, s'teru kito sanggoh Pakat wei sumbak GOL, kito MENEY MUDOH....Hey!

Mari-mari kito pakat wat kijo
Bersatu hati tok kiro tuo mudo
Biar negeri kito jadi JUARO
Nikmat TUHEY bui, kito jangey lupo

Ado Indra Putra, ado Badhri Radzi
Paan serto Kolid, Che Ise sedap lagi
Farisham dan Badut, Zamri, Rizal Fahmi
Khairan dan Daudsu, tok lupo Halim Napi

B.Sathia, pasti bijok merancey
Penuh bertaktikal, formasi s'galo macey
Player buat p'ranga, segero ddiri ccacey
Apo kito mahu, pastinya kemenangey

Para PENYOKONG, jago tingkah laku
Jangey pekong mercun, botol kicap botol budu
Jangey ore kato, kito pranga hantu
Malu ko AYAH WA, Malu lagi ko TOK GURU....Hey!

Mari-mari kito pakat wat kijo
Bersatu hati tok kiro tuo mudo
Biar negeri kito jadi JUARO
Nikmat TUHEY bui, kito jangey lupo....Hey!

(nyanyi ikut lagu Jong Jong Inai/Lagu Berutung Jadi Anok Kelate tulisan Halim Yazid dan nyanyian Cikgu Sulizi)

Tuesday, 17 March 2009

The Malaysian Football League - A Letter to FAM VP and General Secretary

An online conversation with a friend on the 22nd Feb 2009, 0900hrs.

Kawan A : Can you update me on de EPL scores last night. I can’t access internet.
Shahrul : Ehehe... EPL I honestly don't know, but the FA cup score I can update!
Kawan A : Google bro
Shahrul : I don’t have internet lah
Kawan A : Aiks apahal? Tak de access jugak ke
Shahrul : Biasa la. If we're given internet then we might browse indecent sites! Ahahaha.
Kawan A : ke mmg org kat sini tak dpt acess?
Shahrul : Tu la. Stupid isn't it?
Kawan A : Seriously??!?!?! Damn!! Biar betul tak leh access langsung
Shahrul : You have to ask la. Well anyway...
Shahrul : Kelantan beat PDRM 5-1.....
Shahrul : Selangor defeated KL with an own goal... 1-0
Shahrul : N9 and penang drew
Shahrul : Perlis won 2-1, Terengganu beat Young Tigers 2-1
Kawan A : Tu gua tak kisah langsung haha. M’sia nye league is horrible bro
Shahrul : If what u have is horrible u can do either 2 things; mend it, or run away. You can run away but I intend to mend it
Kawan A : I’ll stick to EPL. Bro u have to admit it that the Malaysia national team is a disgrace. Couple decades back they were ranked at 50 something but now.....aihh susah la bro.
Shahrul : Yes susah but kalau kita turn away to other leagues problem tak solve. Doesn't matter how much u love EPL, takde benefit for us pon. Thats why kita kena mend.
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First of all, I would like to extend my sincere congrats for your achievement so far as the top men of FAM. This might sound cynical, but please be assured that this is truly a compliment. You have indeed changed the façade of Malaysian football/league.

Super league and premier league have in some ways managed to get itself into people’s conversation. Having said that, there are still a lot that the whole football management people of all level (FAM, state FA’s) can do to put MSL in the limelight in its homeland.

Why Malaysian Football is failing? Certainly I am in no position whatsoever to mingle on that issue. Inside people like veterans, coaches, and people from FAM itself has spoken on this. Lack of facilities, lack of development at all levels, non-standard training etc. Frankly, I have no idea how to get things corrected, if indeed they are truly the problems. But I do sense one major factor that could be the start of all these problems.

MONEY!!!

I read an article in a newspaper, quoting state FA management saying that they used to have good development at the grassroot level – forming young teams, having state level leagues etc – during Dunhill’s tenure as our main sponsor. Ever since TM took over, the sponsorship is no longer as luxurious. Hence development and state level activities are hampered. Not only that, even basic things like salary, EPF, and insurance are a problem.

Perhaps one would say that this is the state FA’s fault; not being able to secure sponsorship, and are only hoping for the annual grant from FAM. I’m assuming that this is a truism in Malaysian football. But how would they find sponsors if nobody is convince that sponsoring them would ensure return for the sponsors? Who would sponsor a team that has 10 fans in the stadium at every home game? Who would sponsor any team playing in a league that is less covered by local media compared to the ‘bloody’ EPL?

So I have come to my point: media, marketing, and making MSL cool.

MSL, or any other professional league for that matter, is a business. It is a money making instrument. It needs people to put money into it. It sells entertainment. It offers fun and adrenalin-pumping sessions to the people. Perhaps it is appropriate to put professional football under the service sector. And like any service sectors, it needs marketing to attract customers. It needs media coverage. The nature of the business requires it to be sensationalized. MSL coverage has to be hyped up. It needs to be glorified. Players and coaches/managers should be treated as stars.


Do we have all that in our league? How well does RTM, TV3, Utusan Malaysia, The Star, or NST does the hyping up of our local league? Sadly, I think, not much.

This is the type of reports we had back then. They know that the combination of statistics and sports works wonders at spicing up people’s interest. Sadly, all we have now is the ‘sementara itu di stadium xxxx’ kind of reports.

Our football is not good, sure. But was it better back in those days? The problem with our football is just that we did not improve as much as the others (Korea, Japan, Myanmar) have. That is all. Not that the quality of football deteriorated over the years. I would say that Hardi Jaafar would be star if he plays along Mokhtar Dahari. He could be even better than Mokhtar! Indeed, the quality of football in Malaysia is better compared to 10 years ago. The difference is just the number of empty seats in stadium. It was less then. And surely, the way Malaysian League was reported in TV and newspapers back then was also different. It was lively, hype, glorious, cool, and most importantly, without all the EPL crap!



Just look a the empty seats. What? Can’t see any?

They say money is not everything, but believe me, it helps a lot. How could a team generating RM 1000 each game from ticket collection (RM10 per ticket, 100 people came to see) would compare to a team generating RM150,000 (RM10 per ticket, 15,000 people came to see). How teams like Johor and N.Sembilan Naza would compare to Kelantan or Kedah? Mind you, ticket collection by state FA’s also impact collection by FAM.

Let us take the example of Kelantan. Kelantan was the first state team to ever play in the FAM league (third tier league). They also hold the title as the only state team without any major title or cups.

During the down years, they lost their fans. Stadium Sultan Muhammad IV wasn’t full. Nobody knows the name of the players.

Then, in 2007, came along Tan Sri Annuar Musa.

The first thing that he did was to put the team into the newspaper. Suddenly, a news about Kelantan trying out some foreign players was on the backpage (or front page for sports section) of Sinar Harian. The news was about the team’s preparation for the 07/08 premier league campaign, featuring 3 South American players (with pictures of course) during the tryout. Eventhough Kelantan ended up not taking any of those Latinos, it was the news that was significant. It sparks up people’s attention, particularly the Kelantanese. It was during this season that fans were back at the stadium.

Mind you, it was not because of the team’s improvement in performance that brought back the fans. It was the marketing; hyping up news about the team. Engaging the media. Kelantan did ok, but not superbly in that season. Kelantan did not even promoted to the Super League (finishing third in the table). They lost their bid for FA cup at the 2nd stage, and did not qualify to the quarter finals of Malaysia Cup.

Still, the fans were dying to know about the team’s preparation for the next season (this season). Fans were excited even before the team was promoted to the Super League by luck. Fans flock to friendly games, KAFA Aidilfitri Open House, launching of the new jersey (when it was still the celcom emblem on it, since Kelantan were still a premier league team at that time). The fansite www.kelate.net were always exciting with fans joining in discussions in their internet forums. Tan Sri Annuar gives special treatment to the fan club, putting them as part of the team. Sessions of meeting with fans were done at shopping malls, and fans flocked to get to see their players. Media were called to make coverage of all KAFA and team events.

Tan Sri Annuar continues to put his creative thinking for the benefit of the team, by portraying the team as a nature loving bunch of players. Environmental CSR sessions were done, and again, media were called to cover. Recently, KAFA held the Gala Dinner Nite’ to engage with possible sponsors. Prime Minister was called, because of course, that’s the game of getting things. (this is how all politicians in state FAs should contribute to their respective teams).

I was fascinated by a statement by Tan Sri Annuar during KAFA’s Aidilfitri open house (during which Indra Putra was introduced), that “teams and players are also like politicians and artists. They also need publicity”. He says, media has to help all football teams so that they could get attention from fans, hence luring them to stadium. I couldn’t have agreed more. And to me, he has proven it with the thousands of fans packing the stadiums. (in some ways, helping other FA’s as well, since Kelantan fans will pack their stadiums whenever they play against Kelantan. They even run out of tickets during the match against your team, or rather MyTeam). And I think Kelantan is the only team that calls for press statement (in a special room in the stadium) at the end of every game in Kota Bharu.



I have always blamed the invasion of EPL as one of the main cause of loss of interest on local league among Malaysian. Yes, their football is better. But think again, why isn’t Malaysian concern about SerieA Italy or Germany’s Bundesliga? Or what about the French League or the Brazilian League? Arguably these nations have better quality of football compared to the ‘bloody’ EPL. I think the answer is the way the EPL was marketed. It was put into our television. EPL is pumped to our homes. And when things are continuously pumped to us, we will start treating them as our own.

We should have pump our own league into our homes. Perhaps someone was making money with the EPL. I’m putting that person/those people full responsibility for the deterioration of our local football quality.

Enough said, this would be my suggestions;

1) Usage of media
- There should be a special pullout in newspapers during matchday. Analysis of every game, predictions, statements by coaches/managers. Player analysis.
- Post-game analysis. Each game should be given its own article, rather than lumping all matches in one article, with phrases like ‘sementara itu di stadium xxxxx’.
- Ask other media entity to join in; Media Prima and Astro, of course. Hence, we could have 3 live games instead of 1, or perhaps have live games for Premier League too. This would also push RTM to improve their delivery in covering the league. Frankly, there is much to be desired.
- FAM’s website needs great improvement, particularly in the basic ‘updating’ activities.

2) Fiesta & free entrance to stadium
- of course, this is not for the whole season. I would suggest that perhaps the first 2 home games for next season are given free admission. Not only that, set up a fiesta at the stadium compound. Setting up of TM stalls that are going on now are perhaps not enough. There should be performances, singers, Ferris wheels for god’s sake. Lure people to the stadium. Lure them into being passionate about their teams.

3) Limit coverage of EPL in local media
- I would go further into asking Astro to put EPL games involving the big 4 teams into sports blockbuster, where people can only watch them in ‘pay-per-view’ basis. I understand that FAM is considering setting up games during which there are no EPL games. I don’t think that would work, because people are not refusing to go to the stadium because they want to watch EPL. They don’t go to the stadium because they are not passionate about local football.

4) Get back sponsorship from Dunhill.
- or get more money from TM, or any other sponsors. As I said, state FA’s were getting more money during Dunhill’s tenure as sponsor. Indeed this goes against the aspirations of the government, and it would be difficult for FAM to proceed with that. But coming to think about it, what’s wrong with promoting cigarettes, if that can lure people away from watching a league that is sponsored by beer companies (Carlsberg sponsors Liverpool, and of course Tiger Beer sponsors the pre-game programs)

5) Involvement of Fan Clubs in information Sharing.
- It seems that the fan clubs are better than the mainstream media when it comes to making predictions and overall being football pundits than the mainstream media. Ganusoccer.net, kelate.net, yob4ever.com, hijaukuning.com, ultracrocs.com, harimaumalaya.com, selangorfanatic.com, and other football fansites, have many competent and local-football-savvy people. Their written reports are at par with newspaper reports. Some of them even set up live online radio commentary for each game. It is these passionate people that FAM needs to use and help to spice up our local football.

Indeed, there are many technical elements that perhaps are more important for FAM to focus on in improving our football. But please, put back the Malaysian League and Malaysian football to the place where it deserve; in the hearts of all Malaysia.


Meanwhile, to Malaysian football fans, please don’t run away from our league. We are Malaysian, and despite how much we watch EPL, we are still Malaysian, and the Malaysian Football League is still our league. Yes, there are problems, and it is our problem. Solving problems is always better than running away from it. Abandoning Malaysian League and turning to EPL doesn’t solve our problem. The least we could do as fans is to go to the stadiums and cheer for our team.


Give it a try and see if the problem can be solved by doing just that – going to the stadium.

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This article was sent to Sdr.Khairy Jamaluddin and Datuk Azzudin Ahmad, and is also featured on the official Kelab Penyokong Siber Bola Sepak Kelantan's website www.kelate.net


Friday, 13 March 2009

The 'Economy' Discussion

I have many friends now who are at the gates to their successful career. Many are in the technical area, some are in banking/economics, and quite a number are going into business/trading.
Its lovely to know that I can always get good response to serious questions. At the same time, I can still get input on prophesying who's going to win this year's American Idol!


I asked my friends:
It seems to me that the economy is slowing down mainly due to people’s fear. Sure, some producers are having problem getting buyers. But even that are as a result of people’ fear. Fear of buying. Fear of spending.

If this economic crisis started with the defaulted lenders in the USA, are we Malaysians exposed to that technically? Or is it just emotionally?

Everyone, including all governments is making moves to improve spending sentiment among the people (reducing interests, increase national spending, monetary injection etc).

So my question is, if say all Malaysian were to ignore all sentiments and continue to spend (buy stuff, buy properties, go on holidays etc), would that help the country’s economy?

One of them replied:
Last week 40,000 people lost their jobs or forced to take unpaid leave. That includes my cousin and some friends of mine.

I do agree with you that sentiment is an element that slows down the economy - however it is not as easy as that.

Most of the Government taxes come from businesses. Businesses that export products are currently not able sell stuff because there is less demand. When they don’t sell, they won’t make money. Employees get laid off, therefore the employees don’t have money. Then the nasik lemak seller wont have customers because people don’t have money.

My point is everybody is interconnected with everybody. What happens to the world affects Malaysia.

Especially a trading nation like our country, we are dependent on the world demand. That means defaulted lenders, and foreign banks that can supply money to other businesses in the U.S.A.

Another one replied too:
For a start, the GDP* (Gross Domestic Product) equation is; GDP = Consumption + Investment + Government spending + (Export - Import).
(I'll give u the current breakdown later)

Bila export turun (mcm skrg), you can see how much we really need to rely on consumption & government spending to boost the economy and for your info, mmg stats from 4th Quarter last year showed that we xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx in the manufacturing sector (manufacturing sector contributes 36% to GDP growth) I don't think I’m supposed to reveal these figures, so please keep it to yourselves ok? (people are not supposed to know that we are xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx in certain industries)

Kesimpulannya, please do spend. If you don't spend, the government will, and you know what kind of nonsense government spends on.

*GDP is one of the measures of national income and input for a given country's economy

More respond:
Government memang nak kita spend because it's better for the economy. But you know lah, what kind of crap that we actually spend on normally.

Baik kau guna duit kau utk invest, sekarang ni masa terbaik nak beli saham atau rumah. Atau beli buku.

The recession is not going to last long, by 2-3 tahun dah ok balik. By then when the momentum picks up then you're in a position to be ahead of everybody else.

Somehow people tend to be pessimistic about recessions. I like it, because I can buy quality stuff at cheap prices.

This one is me again:
I agree on the notion that we need to spend. Just spend, don't think :). But then again, don't go beyond your threshold lah kan....

And also, when people talk about investment, these days people tend to consider buying gold (especially in Dinar) as a form of investment. It is a form of investment, because you buy gold, keep them for 2-3 years, and when the economy bounce back, sell your gold at a higher price. But if we buy gold, that is reducing liquidity/flow of money, kan? That's not good kan?

I agree that recession is the time to make money. Roman Abramovich also made money during recession, katanya. But then at our age, people tend to save money utk kawin. So, no/not enough money can be allocated for real investments like properties, and when it comes to beli saham, not many youngsters are stock-market-savvy (I'm one). It's like, pilih antara satu; nak kawin ke nak invest!!

So on my part, aku spend sebanyak mungkin. Ahahaha. Beli brg2 yg guna plastic, so that byk demand utk plastic, and byk demand utk plastic feedstock macam ethlyne, polyethlyne, vinyl chloride etc. Sebab tu aku tgh pk nak beli aircond (kan ke plastic tu! Muahahaha)

The Old Man's Lecture


The 2008/09 Merdeka Award 3rd Lecture Series brought the inevitably interesting Royal Professor Ungku Aziz Ungku Abdul Hamid, the winner of the Merdeka Award for the Education & Community category. The event held at the Kuala Lumpur Convention Centre attracted a sizeable audience. Entitled Quest for Success, it was claimed by Pak Ungku as his favourite subject to talk about. The lecture was divided into 4 different parts. He also suggested some books for each part.


1) Food, Diet and Health: What to eat for success?

Ungku Aziz is 87 years old, and yet he is obviously still wise, and apparently is still fit physically. What does he eat?

“People always ask me about my diet that made me so strong until today. I really don’t want to get into that conversation. I always told them to take a big onion and eat it raw, once, or perhaps twice a day. That usually ends the conversation!”

Ending the comical anecdote, he says that he eats lots of salad. And he eats salad as the food, not a side dish or an appetizer. He takes them at least twice a day. In the morning, Pak Ungku takes a glass of water, and never takes anything but fruit until lunch.

Basically, our diet should be a poise of protein vs starch, meat vs non-meat etc. For example, if we take lots of starch, balance it by taking lots of veggies. Essentially, there must be a good balance between cooked food (or junk food!) and life food.

Take optimum amount of water, that is about 3-4 small bottles per day. Shockingly, it is not good to take water while eating. Only drink water about half an hour after having your meal. This will avoid the water from diluting the nutrients in our food.

Ungku Aziz drinks lots of tea, and considers coffee as not good for the body and mind. Juices are good, so long as you squeeze them yourself instead of taking them out of the juice box from the supermarket shelves. Also, eat lots of raw fruit.

Lastly, Pak Ungku says: SUGAR IS POISON!!!

Suggested book:
Fit for Life, not Fat for Life by Harvey Diamond, 200.

2) Tools for Success: How to think for success?

Pak Ungku is a personal friend of Edward de Bono, the forefront writer of lateral and creative thinking. He buys almost all of de Bono’s thinking skills, which are elaborated in his books.

“Just look into any of de Bono’s book. Any book will do, because these writers, they just ‘goreng’ the same thing over and over again and produce new books every year!”

Among of de Bono’s famous thinking skills are
· PO = use a stimulating word to start thinking. Say ‘PO!’, or any other word that stimulates your brain to start working.
· AGO = Aims, Goals and Objectives.
· COF = Consider all factors
· OPV = Other person’s point of view.
· APC = Alternatives, Possibilities, and Choices.

Don’t accept things as they are. There are always alternatives in everything.

Avoid falling into the intelligent trap, which is standing to firmly on your argument. The more you argue, the more you think that you are right.

Mind mapping is also a good way of thinking in order. Ungku Aziz share some of the mind map taken from Tony Buzan’s book.

Suggested Books:

Thinking Course by Edward de Bono, 1982
The Mind Map Book by Tony Buzan, 1982
Head First by Tony Buzan, 1993

3) Philosophy of Strategies: How to go about being successful?

“You all familiar with the word ‘KIASU’? It simply means ‘I win, you loose’. Singaporeans are a good example of kiasu people!”

To be successful, one needs to decide their principles. What length are you willing to go to be successful? Famous figures in history have lined up some options on this. Being kiasu, is of course, is one principle you can apply.

To strategize means to plan ahead. A good plan takes into consideration all factors, and they must be based on a basic principle. One good strategy to be successful is to create something out of nothing. ‘Skim Cepat Kaya’ is a good example of creating something out of nothing, but of course the moral value in that is very much questionable. The insurance scheme is also a product of creating something out of nothing, and those are very much accepted. Ungku Aziz himself coined the idea of forming Tabung Haji, an idea to help the poor to be able to perform the Hajj, and that idea came out of nothing.

Master Sun Tzu listed down 5 fundamentals of strategy in his famous ‘The Art of War’;
• The Way = the common goal for motivation
• The Heaven = Nature, environment
• The Earth = situation (near, far, easy, difficult)
• The Command = Leadership
• The Discipline = Organisation and chain of command.

Many thinks that ‘the cause justifies the deed’ (matlamat menghalalkan cara) is a wrong way of getting things done, but ironically, it was those leaders that was loved by his people. Tun Mahathir is undoubtedly very Machiavellian during his 23 year as Malaysian Prime Minister, but still many Malaysian would give anything to have him back as Prime Minister now. It is a matter of knowing how to be feared and loved at the same time. Be a fox, and be a lion. Be cunning, and be furious.

Suggested Books:
The 36 Strategies of the Chinese: Adapting An Ancient Chinese
Wisdom to the Business World by Wee Chow Hou & Lan Luh Luh, 1988

The Art of War by Sun Tzu (2,500 years ago)

The Prince On the Art of Power by Niccolo Machiavelli, 1532

4) Leadership: Be the one who heads success.

“With a compass and a map, you should never be lost”.

Being lost is a crisis. But crisis is an opportunity to do things that cannot be done during calmness. Crisis is opportunity. It is during economic crisis that working people became entrepreneurs. It is during war that soldiers become heroes. It is during trade disputes that Union Leaders become fighters for workers’ rights. It is during critical surgeries that doctors become life saviors.

It is just a question of whether you want to become a vanguard or a mud guard.

Dequared says, ‘I think, therefore I am’, Unku Aziz says ‘I lead, therefore I am’.

Do you want to become a manager or a leader?

“Politicians are not managers…they are lousy managers!”

Suggested books:
Leader’s Window by J.D.W Beck & N.M Yeager, 1994
Level 5 Leadership by Jim Collins, HBR 2001